Monique Marvez • Live In Hermosa Beach • Part 4: How many IQ points would I give up to look like Charlize Theron? I would be a moron with a propeller hat if I could have that face • I don't believe anybody's 50 50 right down the middle bi, you're just greedy and lazy, pick a team and play hard • I have the most beautiful little girls in my building and they come up to get advice from me, evidently I've become the Yoda of vagina • I have been friends with privileges with a guy, well it was more like a movie, a breakfast burrito and some wiener, more like a hang and bang • You want a man to love you forever, don't talk to him • Men and women communicate differently, women are drunk drivers on the information highway, men are task oriented. You want a man to fall in love with you, don't talk to him, when he calls you, act like the FBI has tapped your line and you're dealing blow, he's like, "How are you?" "I'll tell you when I see you, "don't worry about it, I gotta go • Everything is energy that's why even a synonym for the word money, legal tender, is currency, there's some things that are more cash than cash — Thank you to Mike Lacey and the Comedy and Magic Club in Hermosa Beach for supporting me 100% all these years and letting me do my thing — Monique Marvez.

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